hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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