Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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