Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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