No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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