she looked like the bat from fern gully.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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