Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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