yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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