if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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