the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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