She kept screaming "best case scenario"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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