Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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