But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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