They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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