I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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