Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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