he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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