i don't plan on having that self control this summer
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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