He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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