the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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