Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Dick very happy bro
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
