Fuck appropriateness.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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