Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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