Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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