dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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