we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
ok first of all what the fuck
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