I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
BRING THE BAGELS
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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