I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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