Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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