There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I intend to get homeless drunk
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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