No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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