All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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