where does the pee come out of this thing
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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