The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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