Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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