Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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