I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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