dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Is Oprah even human
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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