she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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