I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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