It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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