Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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