He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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