dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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