The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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