Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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