i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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