If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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