i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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