I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
