How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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