xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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