Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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