You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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