nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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