Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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