Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You are the jesus of drinking
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
