I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Boobs are out for the taking
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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