If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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