ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You made out with two different species that night
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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